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The night I was homeless in Camden Town, London
I realized while transferring things between computers recently, that I had quite a few old blogs..or, stories if you will, that I had posted on MySpace and was smart enough […]
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Unexpected drive through The Alps
During my last tour, we had several bus breakdowns. I tour with bands from around the world…ummm.. well… around the world. Sometimes, things go smoothly, but most of the times […]
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The Top Five Reasons I Should Stop Doing Zumba
I consider myself to be in pretty decent shape. I get a lot of fresh air and walk everywhere I go, I take fencing lessons, I do a couple of […]
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The Time The Germans Thought I Was A “T” Word. Part I
It’s time now, for another look back on my old MySpace Blogs. Yes, you remember MySpace. It’s what we did in that timeframe between chatrooms and Facebook. This one is […]
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Look Mom! A Freak!
Originally posted on Bohemian Playground:I often get a lot of looks, particularly in the summertime, depending on where I happen to be in the world. You see, I’m heavily…
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The Time The Germans Thought I Was A “T” Word Part II
Last week, on “The Time The German’s Thought I Was A “T” Word”, the German polizei had just destroyed poor Tourmama’s passport and accused her of being a fraud and […]
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The Time The Germans Thought I Was a “T” Word Part III
Last week, we left off in the story when yours truly, Tourmama, was finally released from the ridiculous accusations made by the frustrated officers in the Stuttgart Polizei Department after […]
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Wow. I made it?
I’ve been a little bummed out recently about how my blog seems to have lost its power in the past week. I have, in my opinion, written some pretty good […]
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The Time The Germans Thought I Was A “T” Word Part IV, The Conclusion
If you’re just joining us, feel free to get caught up on Part I, Part II and Part III by clicking the links provided. Last week, on “The Time The […]
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The Top 5 Most Ridiculous Customers and Their Questions.
Wow. It’s been a while since my last post. I apologize, but life on the road is often times completely chaotic and this one is no exception. As my few […]
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Roy G. Biv Explains the Road to Quitting the Sweet, Sweet Poison Sticks.
Today’s Daily Post has challenged us to write something using all of the colors of the rainbow. I will highlight the hues as we go along, so you don’t have to […]
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Getting My Gonzo On
Weekly Writing Challenge: (My Attempt to) Write a Piece Using Gonzo Journalism Zero To Hero Challenge: (My Attempt to) Tackle a Weekly Writing Challenge Fair Warning: Lots of cursing ahead. […]
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You Know I’ve Got a Bad Reputation
Hello Planet Blog! As you can tell, I’m writing to you safe and sound from Helsinki, Finland secure in my production office for the day. But that was totally obvious, […]
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That Time I was Zambora, The Gorilla Girl
Oh boy…. can you guys smell it? The crisp, hero-licios scent of my cape? We’re almost there… Seriously, I just peed my pants a little bit. Today, the Commissioner Gordons […]
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A Sordid Love Affair, featuring Neil Peart and Ricky Schroeder.
First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. This does not exclude my gay readers either. Men, you know what I’m talking about, and ladies, while you […]
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Worst. Day. Ever. (since the last worst. day. ever.)
Just got home from a terrible work day. Awful, just awful. I know I owe you a haiku. It is Saturday: Holy Haikus He-Man, after all. I wrote one before […]
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G is for “Gwar, My Geo Storm, And Gas”.
Just over two weeks ago, an old friend of mine passed away. This is one of my favorite stories involving him. It seemed fitting as today revolves around the letter […]
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